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    Little Panda

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    • Your Majesty is Poisonous – Chapter 36 Cover
      by Little Panda The Empress Dowager is So Wicked The wine of ancient times was mostly fermented, with a very low alcohol content, which is why it was also called watery wine.Ancient Chinese 'wine' (jiǔ) was typically a fermented grain beverage, similar to ale or unfiltered sake, with a low alcohol by volume (ABV). This is contrasted with modern, high-proof distilled liquors. Storybooks are always going on about drinking wine from big bowls and tearing into meat with your hands, with heroes downing twenty bowls in one…
    • Your Majesty is Poisonous – Chapter 55 Cover
      by Little Panda The Empress Dowager is So Wicked “Since we’re all acquaintances, we won’t get physical. Gonggong, if you please!” The two palace maids, dispatched on the Empress Dowager’s orders to apprehend the little eunuch having an illicit affair with Noble Lady Lan, had chased him down only to discover the eunuch was actually Yao Xi. Both revealed looks of disdain. Neither of them expected that Yao Xi, who usually seemed so honest and well-behaved, was actually emboldened by lust. He actually dared…
    • Your Majesty is Poisonous – Chapter 39 Cover
      by Little Panda The Empress Dowager is So Wicked Jiu'er glanced at the burning room. Before the flames could spread, she rushed over and pulled out the bolt locking the window shut, then unhooked the iron lock on the outside of the door that had prevented Beauty Yu from escaping. The lock was already searing hot; she had to wrap her hand in a handkerchief just to touch it. "You were careless," Jiu'er said to Yao Shuanglan. As she spoke, she tossed the lock into the pond before them. The hot iron hit the water with a…
    • Your Majesty is Poisonous – Chapter 16 Cover
      by Little Panda The Empress Dowager is Terrifying In his Study Room, Zhu Xiangchang sat with his grandson, who was not yet two years old, nestled in his arms. Stroke by stroke, he wrote characters on a piece of paper, teaching the child to read. “Repeat after your grandfather. Tian—” Zhu Xiangchang took his little grandson’s hand, guiding the boy’s tiny finger to trace the inky lines on the paper. The little child’s pronunciation was unclear, and he always pronounced “tian” as “dian.”"Tian"…
    • Your Majesty is Poisonous – Chapter 17 Cover
      by Little Panda The Empress Dowager is Terrifying “Will you fucking get over here and give me a hand! Can’t you see this master’s leg is busted?” The sound of someone being berated came from outside the door. Who else could it be but Liao Bing? Falling into Liao Bing’s hands meant death, or at least losing half her life. Yao Xi scrambled off the bed, grabbed her shoes, and rushed to the window. She removed the chipped porcelain vase propping it open, pushed the window open gently, and threw one of her…
    • Your Majesty is Poisonous – Chapter 48 Cover
      by Little Panda The Empress Dowager is So Wicked Wan Bi only wanted to send Noble Lady Lan back to the Cold Palace; she had no desire to take her life. Though her infamous reputation preceded her, she still had principles when it came to murder. Noble Lady Lan's heart wasn't with the Emperor? That only meant her methods were brilliant and she was a hidden threat—not a capital offense. Noble Lady Lan had burned down Jingling Palace and killed Yu-shi? Jingling Palace was a dilapidated wreck and Yu-shi was…
    • Your Majesty is Poisonous – Chapter 18 Cover
      by Little Panda The Empress Dowager is Terrifying Daybreak arrived. Yao Xi hadn't slept a wink, tormented by fear all night. It wasn't the fear of being discovered by Liao Bing. Rather, she had spent the entire night listening to the wooden bed creak every time he turned over. She was constantly worried that the fragile bed planks would suddenly collapse, and the dead-pig-heavy Liao Bing would fall through and crush her to death. Looking on the bright side, though, there was a benefit: she was so immersed in this…
    • Your Majesty is Poisonous – Chapter 49 Cover
      by Little Panda The Empress Dowager is So Wicked Wan Bi remained silent the entire way back. She was making worst-case preparations. If this Noble Lady Lan was no pushover and one day directly opposed her, what were her odds of winning? Tang Huaili was Yuanqian's lover; logically, he should lean toward Ning'an Palace. But Tang Huaili seemed to have a past connection with Yao Hezheng and was sufficiently loyal to the Emperor, so he could be considered neutral! Meng Delai of the Eastern Depot and Yao Hezheng were…
    • Your Majesty is Poisonous – Chapter 19 Cover
      by Little Panda The Empress Dowager is Terrifying When Imperial Physician Fu left the Bureau of Imperial Gardens, Yao Xi went out with him. She couldn't be bothered with her duties at the Bureau anymore; she just wanted to find Zheng Dayun as quickly as possible and ask him to transfer her to serve Beauty Xu. It wasn't easy to find a vacant position serving one of the palace masters. Aside from the master of Ning'an Palace, who could do as she pleased, the number of attendants for the various consorts and ladies was…
    • Your Majesty is Poisonous – Chapter 20 Cover
      by Little Panda The Empress Dowager is Terrifying Thump! Something slammed into Yao Xi’s rear, and she stumbled forward, nearly falling flat on her face. “Aiya! You should watch where you’re going! The things in this chest belong to our Beauty Yu. If they’re broken, you couldn’t afford to repay it with your life,” the young palace maid squawked, seizing the initiative by blaming Yao Xi first. She pointed at the chest on the ground and wouldn’t stop jabbering. Yao Xi had been standing by the door…
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