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    Little Panda

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    • Your Majesty is Poisonous – Chapter 18 Cover
      by Little Panda The Empress Dowager is Terrifying Daybreak arrived. Yao Xi hadn't slept a wink, tormented by fear all night. It wasn't the fear of being discovered by Liao Bing. Rather, she had spent the entire night listening to the wooden bed creak every time he turned over. She was constantly worried that the fragile bed planks would suddenly collapse, and the dead-pig-heavy Liao Bing would fall through and crush her to death. Looking on the bright side, though, there was a benefit: she was so immersed in this…
    • Your Majesty is Poisonous – Chapter 41 Cover
      by Little Panda The Empress Dowager is So Wicked First, Longyi saw her Imperial Brother rising to greet her. Then, she saw Wan Bi, sitting safe and sound on a chair in the courtyard, leisurely enjoying the fire. Wan Bi had dodged disaster yet again? Tonight was truly full of frustrations. Longyi accepted the cloth a Ning'an Palace maid handed her and wiped the mixture of rain and tears from her face. "I ran over," she said to Emperor Ming Cheng, "so I got a little wet." Emperor Ming Cheng was gratified. He had…
    • Your Majesty is Poisonous – Chapter 1 Cover
      by Little Panda Prologue With a crack, the door threshold, long since eaten hollow by insects, finally broke. Xibao lifted her eyes and saw Pockmarked Granny Liu at the door, teetering on the verge of falling. She looked just like a roly-poly toyA traditional Chinese toy, often made from a painted eggshell, that is weighted at the bottom so it always rights itself when pushed. made from an eggshell painted like a New Year’s doll at a temple fair. Xibao found the sight comical, but she couldn't bring herself to…
    • Your Majesty is Poisonous – Chapter 19 Cover
      by Little Panda The Empress Dowager is Terrifying When Imperial Physician Fu left the Bureau of Imperial Gardens, Yao Xi went out with him. She couldn't be bothered with her duties at the Bureau anymore; she just wanted to find Zheng Dayun as quickly as possible and ask him to transfer her to serve Beauty Xu. It wasn't easy to find a vacant position serving one of the palace masters. Aside from the master of Ning'an Palace, who could do as she pleased, the number of attendants for the various consorts and ladies was…
    • Your Majesty is Poisonous – Chapter 2 Cover
      by Little Panda The Empress Dowager is Terrifying In the sixth year of the Yongtai era, it was the fourth month, and the old elm tree in the courtyard of the Bureau of Imperial Gardens was full of elm coins.The coin-shaped, edible seeds of the elm tree. A few days prior, some young, greedy eunuchs who wanted to eat elm coin steamed buns and elm coin rice had climbed the tree and picked several branches clean. Yao Xi, who had taken the day off, sat alone on a bamboo chair under the elm tree, gazing with a sorrowful…
    • Your Majesty is Poisonous – Chapter 50 Cover
      by Little Panda The Empress Dowager is So Wicked Yao Xi returned to the duty room, changed into the everyday clothes the Empress Dowager had given her, and grabbed her large gold bars, ready to collect a waist tag and leave the palace. As soon as she stepped out of the duty room, she found a young eunuch waiting for her. "Eunuch Yao, the Empress Dowager, mindful that your foot injury hasn't fully healed, ordered this little one to escort you to Yuanqing Gate so you can take a carriage out of the palace." The…
    • Your Majesty is Poisonous – Chapter 20 Cover
      by Little Panda The Empress Dowager is Terrifying Thump! Something slammed into Yao Xi’s rear, and she stumbled forward, nearly falling flat on her face. “Aiya! You should watch where you’re going! The things in this chest belong to our Beauty Yu. If they’re broken, you couldn’t afford to repay it with your life,” the young palace maid squawked, seizing the initiative by blaming Yao Xi first. She pointed at the chest on the ground and wouldn’t stop jabbering. Yao Xi had been standing by the door…
    • Your Majesty is Poisonous – Chapter 10 Cover
      by Little Panda The Empress Dowager is Terrifying Wan Bi stood before the gates of the Cold Palace, supported by her attendants. She was elaborately dressed. Her aqua-blue formal blouse was woven with patterns of golden clouds and dragons, and her bright red skirt was embroidered with lotus designs in gold thread. Her hair was full of pearls and jade, and on her forehead, she wore a Phoenix Crown.A Phoenix Crown, or fengguan, is a traditional, ornate headdress worn by empresses and other high-ranking noblewomen in…
    • Your Majesty is Poisonous – Chapter 43 Cover
      by Little Panda The Empress Dowager is So Wicked The sedan chair stopped at the entrance of the Bureau of Imperial Gardens. Yao Xi's ride had not been particularly comfortable. The two-man sedan swayed violently, and since it was her first time riding in one, she had been constantly worried that the wobbly contraption would tip over at any moment. Thus, she had spent the entire journey with her arms spread wide, gripping the wooden beams on the left and right sides of the sedan. This giant roc spreading its wings…
    • Your Majesty is Poisonous – Chapter 21 Cover
      by Little Panda VIP Chapter (3-in-1) Emperor Ming Cheng had just returned from Concubine Kang's palace. After going back from Ning'an Palace, he had spent a night in passionate battle and woken up a little late. He was gradually getting older; he couldn't compare to how he was at twenty. Much of the time, Emperor Ming Cheng felt quite helpless. Whether they were marquises, generals, ministers, or commoners, people would try a thousand and one ways to send their daughters into the palace for all sorts of reasons.…
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