Original Title: 小羊驼[穿书]
Author: 无聊到底
Source: https://www.jjwxc.net/onebook.php?novelid=5288914
Description 1:
Yi Qiu1 read an old-school angsty novel called 《Withered Branch》. In the book, the male lead was a scumbag and the female lead was a doormat; its million-plus words were dedicated to angst for angst’s sake, completely devoid of reason.
What’s ridiculous was that not only did the novel end with a Bad Ending, but it also let that villainous demoness—the one who pretended to be a white lotus flower2 to seduce the male lead and ultimately committed all kinds of evil—become the biggest winner. This mouthful of hot sh#t made her choke on the spot.
Trash novel, waste of life! Give me the pen, I could write a hundred times better than that f#cking author!
Yi Qiu never would have imagined that she’d close her eyes and open them again to find she had actually transmigrated into this trashy novel.
System: “This mission’s objective is to change the world-line of 《Withered Branch》 and guide the ending to a reasonable Happy Ending!”
Transmigrating is one thing, but she had to transmigrate into an old-school angsty novel.
An angsty novel is one thing, but it turned out she didn’t transmigrate as the female lead or a side character, nor did she become the villain.
She transmigrated into an alpaca.
A precious darling grass mud horse3 kept by the female villain as her spirit pet!!!
Yi Qiu: How the f#ck am I supposed to change the world-line as a grass mud horse?
Yi Qiu: By spitting on the villain?
System: Host’s request successfully received. This talent skill has been activated for the host.
Yi Qiu: ???
Description 2:
All three realms knew that the Demon Venerable4 You Yan5 possessed peerless beauty, but was born with the heart of a viper, willing to do anything to achieve her goals. She was like a ghostly poppy blooming in demonic soil irrigated by fresh blood—alluring and gorgeous, yet untouchable.
She had a brilliant plan that could make the Son of the Celestial Emperor, who had descended to the mortal realm to undergo a tribulation6, fall to the demonic path forever.
She had an unruly spirit pet that was hell-bent on stopping her from carrying out that plan.
You Yan: Stop messing around, I’m busy with proper business.
Alpaca: He~tui!
You Yan: ???
#MySpiritPetSpitsAtMeWheneverIDoSomethingBad#
#MySpiritPetHasBeenSpittingAtMeMoreAndMoreLately#
#MySpiritPetHasntSpatAtMeRecentlySoDoesThatMeanLoveFades#
Deranged Beauty VS Proud but Cowardly Wimp.
Content Tags: System, Transmigration, Eastern Fantasy, Cute Pet, Lighthearted
One-sentence Summary: Getting by on cuteness.
Theme: To devote oneself to light or darkness is but a matter of a single thought.