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    After Agreeing to Go on a Parenting Show With My Omega Ex-Girlfriend

    by Little Panda
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    Original Title: 和Omega前女友协议上娃综后

    Author: 见绥

    Source: https://www.jjwxc.net/onebook.php?novelid=7970335

    Description:

    When she woke up, Qi Song1 had transmigrated2 into a book, becoming a hopelessly indebted and unlucky cannon fodder3 female celebrity.

    Just as she was agonizing over the massive debt, the original host’s ex-girlfriend, the Film Empress4 Yu Luo5, suddenly showed up at her door.

    They had been broken up for two years, yet now she held a three-year-old cub6 by the hand.

    Although this cub bore a striking resemblance to the original host, the host hadn’t even differentiated into an Alpha back when they were dating, let alone been able to get Yu Luo pregnant—

    This was truly a massive green hat7!

    Just as absurd as the sudden green hat was Yu Luo’s request:

    To pretend to be a loving wife-and-wife8 couple with her and take the cub onto a parenting variety show.

    Qi Song gritted her teeth: “Isn’t Miss Yu just trying to humiliate me?”

    Yu Luo added with an air of nonchalance: “There’s compensation. 100 million.”

    As someone crushed by enormous debt, Qi Song was one who knew when to bend and when to stand tall9: “……When do we leave?”

    It’s not that I want to, but she’s just offering way too much!


    Transmigrating into a book without a system forcing her to do missions, and even having an “ex-girlfriend” show up to throw money at her—it was practically the opening of a power-fantasy novel.

    In the face of 100 million, all her hesitation vanished like a spring breeze.

    Qi Song decided to grin and bear it, diligently dedicating herself to eating this soft rice10.

    She would strive to make the cub happy and satisfy a certain scumbag benefactor11, then take the money and run as soon as the parenting show ended.

    However, she discovered that things were not that simple—

    Her benefactor seemed to be turning the fake act into a real one, attempting to rekindle their old flame.

    In front of the cameras, they acted out their roles as a loving couple according to the agreement.

    Qi Song was shocked: “But this doesn’t mean we have to hug every three steps and kiss every five, right?”

    Her benefactor replied innocently: “My apologies. This is just how I interpret ‘loving’.”

    As for what happened behind the cameras—

    That flower on a high peak12, as pure and bright as moonlight, actually cast aside her dignity to approach and seduce her without reservation, doing all sorts of flirtatious and ambiguous things.

    When her heat arrived, she even tossed her suppressants aside, lifted her long hair to reveal her vulnerable nape, the corners of her eyes flushed a seductive red: “Mark me…”

    Qi Song had never seen someone so shamelessly unrepentant!

    She would not be moved. She would remain unswayed by temptation…

    She copied out the Heart-Cleansing Sutra13 a hundred times that night.

    …She failed spectacularly, losing both her body and heart in the process.

    On the day the parenting show ended, Qi Song finally breathed a sigh of relief.

    She pushed the door open, about to leave, when her phone went ding-dong. The hospital had sent the paternity test results—

    There was a 99.9999% probability that the cub was her daughter!

    And the Omega, who had always been cold and dignified, reached out to tightly grip the corner of her clothes, her face full of pitiful grievance, her reddened eyes shimmering with tears: “Don’t go, please? I’m begging you…”

    Qi Song… Qi Song decided to blissfully live a life with her wife, her child, and a warm hearth14.

    On the surface, a submissive soft-rice-eater; in reality, a brilliant and all-powerful wolfdog15 A x On the surface, a cold flower on a high peak; in reality, a black-bellied, gentle, and seductive O16

    Younger gong17, four-year age gap.

    1. The two are devoted to each other in body and soul. The Alpha has no “appendage.”18 Many original author-defined settings.
    2. Unconventional book transmigration.
    3. A pseudo “wife-chasing crematorium”19; is essentially a sweet story. Broken mirror mended20 HE21.
    4. Please do not leave comments if you are reading pirated versions; they will be deleted on sight.

    Content Tags: Younger Top, Broken Mirror Mended, Entertainment Circle, Sweet Story, ABO, Lighthearted

    One-sentence Summary: I am your little dog, and I always have been.

    Core Theme: Cherish one another, pursue your dreams, and strive to improve.

    Footnotes

    1. 祁颂 | Qí Sòng
    2. 穿书 | chuān shū | Lit. “穿 (pass through) 书 (book).” A common web novel trope where the protagonist is transported into the world of a book they have read.
    3. 炮灰 | pàohuī | Lit. “cannon ash.” A term for a minor character destined to die or be quickly discarded to advance the plot or showcase the power of a main character.
    4. 影后 | yǐnghòu | Lit. “shadow empress.” A prestigious title for the winner of a “Best Actress” award at a major film festival.
    5. 郁落 | Yù Luò
    6. 崽 | zǎi | A colloquial and affectionate term for a child, similar to “kid” or “little one.” “Cub” is often used in ABO fiction.
    7. 绿帽 | lǜmào | Lit. “green hat.” A common slang term meaning one’s partner has been unfaithful; to be cuckolded.
    8. 妻妻 | qīqī | A term for a married lesbian couple, a portmanteau of 妻子 (qīzi – wife).
    9. 能屈能伸 | néng qū néng shēn | A four-character idiom (chengyu) describing someone who is flexible and adaptable, who can submit to circumstances or stand tall as the situation requires.
    10. 软饭 | ruǎnfàn | Lit. “soft rice.” A slang term for mooching off a partner or being a kept person.
    11. 金主 | jīnzhǔ | Lit. “gold master.” A slang term for a financial backer, patron, or “sugar daddy/mommy.”
    12. 高岭之花 | gāolǐng zhī huā | A metaphor for a person who is beautiful, aloof, and seemingly unattainable.
    13. 清心经 | qīngxīnjīng | A generic name for a Taoist or Buddhist scripture meant to purify the mind of worldly desires and distractions.
    14. 老婆孩子热炕头 | lǎopó háizi rè kàngtóu | A common saying that describes a simple, happy, and cozy family life. A 炕 (kàng) is a traditional heated brick bed common in northern China.
    15. 狼狗 | lánggǒu | Lit. “wolfdog.” A character archetype, typically male or a “top,” who is fierce and dominant towards outsiders but extremely loyal and devoted, like a puppy, to their lover.
    16. 诱受 | yòu shòu | Lit. “seductive bottom/uke.” A character archetype for a “bottom” (shou/uke) who actively seduces or tempts the “top” (gong/seme).
    17. 年下攻 | niánxià gōng | A relationship dynamic where the “top” (gong/seme) is younger than the “bottom” (shou/uke).
    18. A无挂件 | A wú guàjiàn | Lit. “Alpha without a hanging part.” A common tag in Chinese ABO fiction indicating that the Alpha character does not have male genitalia (is not G!P/futanari).
    19. 追妻火葬场 | zhuī qī huǒzàngchǎng | A popular trope where a character who has wronged their lover must go to extreme, painful lengths (metaphorically, “chasing them all the way to the crematorium”) to win them back.
    20. 破镜重圆 | pò jìng chóng yuán | An idiom meaning “a broken mirror made whole again.” It refers to the reconciliation of a separated couple.
    21. HE | Happy Ending.
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