riginal Title: 娘娘有毒gl
Author: 李浮安
Source: https://www.jjwxc.net/onebook.php?novelid=3353639
Description:
Yao Xi’s1 asshole sister-in-law2 conspired with a eunuch3 to sell her into the palace.4
Being sold into the palace was one thing…
But she just had to end up serving in the palace of the reigning Empress Dowager.5 This was no ordinary empress dowager. She was the infamous Demon Empress,6 known throughout the land for her cruelty and viciousness. Her enemies numbered in the tens of thousands, all of them eager to see her fall.
The Empress Dowager said, “Xiao Yaozi,7 come test This One’s8 meal for poison.”9
The Empress Dowager said, “Xiao Yaozi, go block a blade10 for This One.”
The Empress Dowager also said, “Xiao Yaozi, I see something isn’t quite right between you and that little palace maid.”11
Yao Xi said, “Your Majesty,12 the deep palace is bitter and lonely.13 This Xiao Yaozi just wants to find a Paired Eater.”14
The Empress Dowager said, “Don’t you have one already?”
Yao Xi (innocent face): Since when?! I had no idea!!!
The Empress Dowager (indifferent face): “Xiao Yaozi. Pick up your chopsticks and sit. Test This One’s meal for poison.”
Tags: Palace and Nobility, To dress up in disguise,15 Travel through time and space,16 Sweet text,17 Light-hearted
One-sentence Summary: The Empress Dowager! Is poisonous!