Little Alpaca [Transmigration]

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Original Title: 小羊驼[穿书]

Author: 无聊到底

Source: https://www.jjwxc.net/onebook.php?novelid=5288914

Description 1:

Yi Qiu​¹ read an old-school angsty novel called 《Withered Branch》. In the book, the male lead was a scumbag and the female lead was a doormat; its million-plus words were dedicated to angst for angst’s sake, completely devoid of reason.

What’s ridiculous was that not only did the novel end with a Bad Ending, but it also let that villainous demoness—the one who pretended to be a white lotus flower​² to seduce the male lead and ultimately committed all kinds of evil—become the biggest winner. This mouthful of hot sh#t made her choke on the spot.

Trash novel, waste of life! Give me the pen, I could write a hundred times better than that f#cking author!

Yi Qiu never would have imagined that she’d close her eyes and open them again to find she had actually transmigrated into this trashy novel.

System: “This mission’s objective is to change the world-line of 《Withered Branch》 and guide the ending to a reasonable Happy Ending!”

Transmigrating is one thing, but she had to transmigrate into an old-school angsty novel.

An angsty novel is one thing, but it turned out she didn’t transmigrate as the female lead or a side character, nor did she become the villain.

She transmigrated into an alpaca.

A precious darling grass mud horse​³ kept by the female villain as her spirit pet!!!

Yi Qiu: How the f#ck am I supposed to change the world-line as a grass mud horse?

Yi Qiu: By spitting on the villain?

System: Host’s request successfully received. This talent skill has been activated for the host.

Yi Qiu: ???

Description 2:

All three realms knew that the Demon Venerable​⁴ You Yan​⁵ possessed peerless beauty, but was born with the heart of a viper, willing to do anything to achieve her goals. She was like a ghostly poppy blooming in demonic soil irrigated by fresh blood—alluring and gorgeous, yet untouchable.

She had a brilliant plan that could make the Son of the Celestial Emperor, who had descended to the mortal realm to undergo a tribulation​⁶, fall to the demonic path forever.

She had an unruly spirit pet that was hell-bent on stopping her from carrying out that plan.

You Yan: Stop messing around, I’m busy with proper business.

Alpaca: He~tui!

You Yan: ???

#MySpiritPetSpitsAtMeWheneverIDoSomethingBad#

#MySpiritPetHasBeenSpittingAtMeMoreAndMoreLately#

#MySpiritPetHasntSpatAtMeRecentlySoDoesThatMeanLoveFades#

Deranged Beauty VS Proud but Cowardly Wimp.

Content Tags: System, Transmigration, Eastern Fantasy, Cute Pet, Lighthearted

One-sentence Summary: Getting by on cuteness.

Theme: To devote oneself to light or darkness is but a matter of a single thought.